He's Slim - Jeff the Killer

Smile and Jeff continued to move throughout the decrepit backalleys and darkened pathways of the dilapidated city. The tingling of breaking glass shattering against the ground was drowned out by footsteps and pawsteps alike. Smile looked around, enjoying the company of its new master. Jeff, on the other hand, knew he had to find a place to stay. He stopped short when he saw something in the distance.

A tall, slim figure stood, back straightened prominently. He had his arms crossed, and the figure seemed to be deep in thought. He looked around, and Jeff heard him say, "Damnit, where's that kid I was after? Screw it." Jeff looked to Smile, and then back to the man. Jeff saw the man jump (and giggled a bit inside) as he shouted, "Hey you!" The man, whipping around and falling on his backside, yelled in surprise, "HOLY SHIT, WHO'S THERE!?"

Jeff made his way over to the recovering man, who had no face, only eyebrows. Jeff wondered how the man could talk. On top of that, he was donning a business suit and a red necktie. The figure stood and dusted himself off. "Unless you want me to kill you, kid, I suggest you don't scare me like that again. G'day." With that, the figure began to walk away, and Jeff said, "Wait." The man turned, and said, "Whaddya you want?"

Jeff looked around, and began to twiddle his thumbs, and stammered, "W-w-well, I..." The man said, "Spit it out!" And Jeff nervously said, "A-alright! You see, I don't have anywhere to stay for t'night, and I'm broke, so...c-" The figure sighed, and said, "Feh, may as well come with me. The name's Slenderman. Call me Slendy and you die." Jeff, ecstatic, said, "Alright then! ...Slendy. Hahaha!" Slenderman facepalmed as Jeff collapsed on the ground laughing. "In any case, you two will be coming with me." With that, two tentacles shot from Slenderman's back. One wrapped around Smile, who yelped in fright, and the other around Jeff, who gagged reflexively as the tentacle wrapped itself around his neck. Slenderman began to walk, dragging the pair of misfits behind him. Little did he know they would be more trouble than they looked...